We at Microsoft are proud to reveal the new Xbox! What makes this Xbox different, better, than the 360? Better than the competition? Well, it doubles as a hornet’s nest! That’s right. You open up the box and a swarm of hornets fly out en masse and sting your whole body. They sting every last inch, every available orifice of the husk of meat you call your body. You’ll be lucky to survive before the paramedics get to you. But hey! At least there’s no mandatory DRM
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